In Light Of Recent Revelations of the Beijing Olympics…Or, Should I Say, Moelympics?

As some of you may or may not be aware, the performance of China’s national anthem at the Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics were actually lip-synched.

Now, of course, this is an entirely logical thing for China to do, since they’re so obsessed with presenting a positive image to the world as the whole world watches the Olympics (to the point that they might actually be stabbing themselves in the back, given this and several other cases I’ve heard [see below–ed.]) that presenting an extremely photogenic girl instead of a much more down-home girl for the grand national anthem singing backed by choir, but that’s not the point here.

The point is the moenetic analysis of the two girls in question.

Let us consider the on-stage “singer”, Lin Miaoke:

Twintails. Hair clips. Making a weird and seemingly nonsensical yet still terribly cute and adorable hand gesture. “Low” moe.

Now consider Yang Peiyi, the actual singer:

Down-home appeal. Barely visible hairclip, or possibly flower. Damn good voice. “High” moe.

I don’t know about you, but the concept of a cute, twintailed girl actually being voiced by a much more down-home kind of girl seems pretty anime to me. And there was that Olympic promo art that bore an eerie resemblance to Haruhi

Now, of course, we here at Anime wa Bakuhatu da! (by “we” I mean “me” but the “about” page fails to mention that I am actually bizarro zombie Queen Victoria, since I am amused, unlike actual Queen Victoria, who was not) can’t really have a post about Chinese girls, now can we?

Yes. Yes we can. But here’s something to make up for it:

Klan Klan wants to sing, too. She fits all the criteria posed by Lin Miaoke! GIVE HER A CHANCE~

[DISCLAIMER: My apologies to the families of both Lin Miaoke and Yang Pinyi, and probably to Chinese people in general. The Beijing Olympics are probably going much smoother than the Western media outlets seems to tell us. You know, because they’re the media and all. Remember the Yellow Scare of the early 1900s (that was in reaction to Japan’s growing military, I know, but just bear with me here)? Yeah. Yellow journalism’s a great thing, isn’t it? How DARE someone not be like us. I hate you, Joseph Pulitzer. Hate hate hate.]

5 Responses to “In Light Of Recent Revelations of the Beijing Olympics…Or, Should I Say, Moelympics?”

  1. 1 Sasa 14 August 2008 at 12:52 am

    Hahaha, I love your disclaimer. I hate you as well, Pulitzer.

    Personally I have the impression that the two photos are actually not particularily representative for the girls, as I think that the singer looks much more moe as well – slightly stupid face, bigger eyes, a bit more chubby.

  2. 2 The Animanachronism 14 August 2008 at 3:32 am

    Lin Miaoke looks more assertive than Yang Peiyi, at least in the two images you provide.

    The only instance of lip-synching I can recall off-hand in anime is in Ouran High School Host Club.

  3. 4 EvilDevil 14 August 2008 at 6:23 pm

    “Twintails. Hair clips. Making a weird and seemingly nonsensical yet still terribly cute and adorable hand gesture. “Low” moe.”

    is the chinese trying the deadly technique ‘dead by moe’?

  4. 5 issa-sa 15 August 2008 at 12:34 am

    MOE? In my RL???
    Soon it’ll start raining bishounn… *shudders*

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